bro i used to sell more tortillas in a day than everyone you've ever met will eat in their lifetimes and im white as hell.....

already happened. alot.

those stories crack me up so fucking hard

What even was the story?

I'm a defective mentally Ill liberal finding anything possible that can offend me

uhm...

The shell is white and that is offensive !

i think there was a food truck in portland and they were selling tacos as white people...

That taco is extremely offensive and white

Lookt it up I can't share the link

I need eat charcoal

@windows96 DM it

Pls m9

my toxic levels overloaded

Google offensive taco lol

I got kicked from a game of Among Us for saying that the black panthers was stupid

I aint risking dming you and getting another warning

I didn't get the same result as you, probs different search engine

Wait

dont use ask jeeves

You get warned for DMs lol?

zimbabwe = wakanda

Using Duck Duck go

I would be kicked for being a sneaky asshat

that's your second problem

mine?

welp

I'd like to believe that statement could apply to anyone

"that's your second problem" is a universal statement

I'm an idiot

I like adrenaline so much

I like orangina

I'd probably ride a bike off a ramp over a lava pit

and then fail

and then die a horrible death

I'm sorry for your loss

Is that in Minecraft or...?

Probably BotW

Nah m8

Ocarina of Time

I've died so many times doing stupid bike stunts