but i want to be a cute trap

😦

my mate is on roids and he has no joke 2000 matches, grills say they don't want muscles but they do, it's like big tits for men

men admit to wanting big tits tho

so are you buff? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I was about two years ago, then I ripped my shoulder off the bone

I'm starting again soon tho

dad bod?

yeah currently

chicks love that shit

got told I have dad bod last month kek

I'll get surgery one day, just scared by the idea

look for non invasive surgery options and rehab, shit has come far in just a couple years.

yeah I asked about surgery and the GP said I have to be prepared to not do anything for 6 months after

rehab helps for sure

I was just stupid and put too much weight on before I could handle it

https://youtu.be/oTjbwg48JuE

what the fuck is this hot garbage

amazing

>implying you wouldnt suck on that candycane

i dont like how the seam goes across the dick though, and it sort of implies that a flaccid cock would look like a regular pair of undies with a little floppy sock hanging out

Sudden urge to start speaking English with a Scottish accent.

Any recommendations for chink kilts?

Kind of reminds me how you can have an optional cock sleeve on lycra suits

Source: ordered a lycra suit

more like
Source : ordered a cock sleeve on a lycra suit

No, fortunately. Not sure I'd be able to fit my massive dong in one of those

are you below the asian average?

I was ordering from some chink site and they had customizable options for the suit at checkout. That was one of them.

Sadly the only options where (in order of size) yellow, white and black

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>all 24 threads 100% utilisation >24C >175W

l series xeons dabes

also r710 cooling dabes

tfw showing off cleavage is cool and acceptable

tfw not allowed to show off large hard erection to compensate for being a manlet

i s n t f a i r

its not large

just looks like it due to your manlet leggies

false

even more reason for not fair