DID YOU SLEEP, YOU ROBOT?

okay I need to actually get on a train to Anchorage now, be back in 20 minutes or so boys

Robots don't sleep

I did not sleep. 🙂

stay safe!

👀

I am giving him shit lol not serious at all 🙂

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excellent!

goat I really would hope you aren't taking this garbage I am spewing seriously LMAO

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but in all seriousness Fuck army and your good rations

This goat has thicc skin , ur fine

Ight Reserve Chairforce

why I had to eat crayons and dirt while you fuckers got sand and tank oil is beyond me

I think it was the army that lost the football game. 🤔

You were in the Marines?

and I took that personally

Hehehe

yea signed away 4 years of my life when I was 17

Same tho when I was 18

I feel like driving a jeep through a bar window and possibly getting alcohol banned from misawa airforce base again, lol

Turned 19 in the barracks

never went over seas because I was in "tech support" LOL

I was the smart retard 😄

Imma go to South Korea~

isn't that a good thing?

I just licked windows but didn't wear the helmet

Spy on Kimmy

how do windows taste?

Why do you need a helmet to lick a PC

Window cleaner

Like sugar and air

gotta scrub it with something!

anyways I need to roll be back in a bit to banter

GoatSpit® patent pending

sounds better than crayons <:KEK:726877368601411624> good deal for me

you can use goatspit for something else, too, i guess. how versatile is this product?

I don't like where this is going

And I feel like having a vivid imagination is going to be a negative

i don't know what you're thinking, Mike. I'm thinking of potential healing properties of goatspits <:KEK:726877368601411624>