too bad it's my left fingie.

only flip people off with rightie.

i'm such a child.

I don't have many cool scar stories. Usually my escapades don't end with that. However I do have wide feet and can't wear any actually cool shoes and it irritates me to no end.

When driving you have to use the left so you can hang it out the window.

**c h o n k y f o o t s**

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If I walk into a Foot Locker and ask if they have my size they look at me like I'm dumb because they don't even realize it's a size or sell anything in that size.

i have long ass legs

so finding pants that fit both my waist size and leg size is almost impossible.

at this point, i just wear longer pants and tuck them into my shoes.

I also have that problem. If I find ones with legs the right size, the waist is always off.

buying longer pants is honestly simpler, to be honest.

the majority of my pants are 2-4 inches too long

Yeah, since you can always hem them yourself if you want.

finding shirts is easy

Tim pool 😂

since most of my height is in my legs

I habitually buy a size larger than I need because in my head I'm overweight still.

oof

old habits die hard, i guess.

I mean...with that title I'm definitely watching that video

Yea lmao

rats eat pigeons and aquirrels biting ppl

rats eating pigeons...

Is it bad that my first thought is "so...kinda like Baltimore on a normal day?"

what.

the.

fuck.

City rats are absolutely brutal.

i'm glad i live in vermont

it's a shitshow, but it's not a nyc shitshow.

I've lived in some shitty areas in my time. Baltimore was probably the worst.

anyhow. let's get onto stories of us being dumbasses, shall we?

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After watching A Christmas Story, I walked outside and licked a pole, getting my tongue stuck to it. However, not being willing to ask for help, I just kinda...leaned back.

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i boxed my friend.. but without gloves.

yes

two middle schoolers

guys