UPLOAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT

oh

trump is sitting like a teacher just told him to sit up straight

His caretaker probably did do exactly that, off-camera

They probably confiscate his phone, too

I too, would sit uncomfortably if I knew autists worldwide would analyze everything about my public appearances <:chink:323022148870602752>

How do they do it

they dont give a shit

its simple

Trudy really is a mess, I think a lot of Canadians assumed he was gay and voted for that.

*trudeu

tfw gotta go to work for night shift

kill me now 14 days of vacation were nice

Nightshift is comfy though

Sometimes

I wish i had any shift

instead i'm getting fucked over so hard by my old jobs that my manager thinks i'm lying about ever working at mcdonalds

because they gave me a fucking fake name for a manager reference

holy fuck

this literally caused me to fail the background check of a new job offer

I only work nights, I am so fucked up sometimes... Like this weekend

What kind of job are you trying to get? Resturant?

Cellphone section of a London Drugs

Just sell drugs in london

It's funny how i got the offer though, i literally walked in and gave the manager a firm handshake and he said "training starts next weekend"

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Wait, do you have the jib or not?

I am scheduled for training, but before i can actually show up i need to pass the background check

which means literally just ONE manager from my old jobs has to confirm i worked there and am who i say i am

and wow

fucking NONE of them have

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I called up the old McD i worked at to ask why they gave me a fake name and they hung up on me, my Dollar store manager is just a lazy fat faggot who doesn't answer his phone, and it's hard to get BC Ferries staff to answer when they're on a boat with no cell service

I can solve it come monday tho

I'll just call even older jobs

By killing everyone in maccas?

well

they're doing that already by eating there at lunch breaks

fucking manager gave somebody floor spice once, very high quality restaraunt

but basically i'm just going to have to call up some of the volunteer places i worked at because i've worked a shit ton of odd jobs over the years

@Obolon Prime gg nz

including a kindergarten class which was fun as fuck