holy fuck

this literally caused me to fail the background check of a new job offer

I only work nights, I am so fucked up sometimes... Like this weekend

What kind of job are you trying to get? Resturant?

Cellphone section of a London Drugs

Just sell drugs in london

It's funny how i got the offer though, i literally walked in and gave the manager a firm handshake and he said "training starts next weekend"

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Wait, do you have the jib or not?

I am scheduled for training, but before i can actually show up i need to pass the background check

which means literally just ONE manager from my old jobs has to confirm i worked there and am who i say i am

and wow

fucking NONE of them have

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I called up the old McD i worked at to ask why they gave me a fake name and they hung up on me, my Dollar store manager is just a lazy fat faggot who doesn't answer his phone, and it's hard to get BC Ferries staff to answer when they're on a boat with no cell service

I can solve it come monday tho

I'll just call even older jobs

By killing everyone in maccas?

well

they're doing that already by eating there at lunch breaks

fucking manager gave somebody floor spice once, very high quality restaraunt

but basically i'm just going to have to call up some of the volunteer places i worked at because i've worked a shit ton of odd jobs over the years

@Obolon Prime gg nz

including a kindergarten class which was fun as fuck

But not really

Terrible game

night shifts are comfy sometimes yeah, but not now

@johnfrum#8811 in rugby league, within two games, we've lost to two tier 2 nations

help

Tonga and Fiji

At least you have the best AR variant

Which is nice

>handegg

@johnfrum#8811 AR?

oh, and btw

Service rifle

we have KFC christmas decrorations

for the festive season

kentucky fridge christmassss

Funny story behind how the burger company got the contract

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/3704001726289526/

this is real shit