Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 381982287304196096


2017-11-20 00:38:47 UTC  

`do you want to go to jail tonight or not`

2017-11-20 00:55:27 UTC  

every part of this still hurts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/381970765530005515/unknown.png

2017-11-20 01:12:31 UTC  

@SmugJew could always join the foreign legion :^)

2017-11-20 01:14:11 UTC  

aren't they trying to ramp up recruiting

2017-11-20 01:17:31 UTC  

oh wow it's pretty tiny now even so, huh

2017-11-20 01:17:37 UTC  

better hit the gym then

2017-11-20 01:26:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/381978517446983682/16423969.jpg

2017-11-20 01:26:43 UTC  

It would be shit now anyway

2017-11-20 01:27:02 UTC  

just cleaning up my old hard drive

2017-11-20 01:27:13 UTC  

found some weird weird old screenshots

2017-11-20 01:27:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/381978802625970187/Screen_Shot_2016-10-19_at_23.41.24.png

2017-11-20 01:27:45 UTC  

Illegal screen shots?

2017-11-20 01:27:50 UTC  

Nvm, this is worse

2017-11-20 01:28:00 UTC  

>screen shitting yourself

2017-11-20 01:28:09 UTC  

Worse than Hitler.

2017-11-20 01:28:46 UTC  

>not keeping a detailed record of your (You)s

2017-11-20 01:39:02 UTC  

>be me
>be reading a book
>people like this actually exist

2017-11-20 01:39:55 UTC  

>this guy not realizing his hapa son will be a retard genius psychopath

2017-11-20 01:41:09 UTC  

> >be me

2017-11-20 01:41:14 UTC  

Who the fuck else would you be

2017-11-20 01:41:31 UTC  

>be me
>realize you are a faggot

2017-11-20 01:41:32 UTC  

I'm diffrent people all the time.

2017-11-20 01:41:46 UTC  

>be faggot
>Realize I'm me

2017-11-20 01:42:10 UTC  

Who doesn't have multiple names and personalities in this day and age?

2017-11-20 01:42:24 UTC  

Normies

2017-11-20 01:42:27 UTC  

like myself

2017-11-20 01:43:14 UTC  

@i○bas nothing is wrong with Hapas provided their IQ doesn't take a tumble, problem comes when the dad or mom or both are nutters

2017-11-20 01:43:37 UTC  

>bee me
>just bee yourself

2017-11-20 01:44:24 UTC  

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD

2017-11-20 01:44:28 UTC  

I know many hapas who have successful careers, a family and are functioning members of society btw

2017-11-20 01:45:48 UTC  

how much would a chinese wife with an iq of 170 cost me

2017-11-20 01:46:01 UTC  

Will you give 5 points?

2017-11-20 01:46:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/381983631184494595/23756021_1602873563106012_1772242240_n.png

2017-11-20 01:47:07 UTC  

She will service you till satisfaction, and if you're satisfied with your baby, just give her 5 points.

2017-11-20 01:47:53 UTC  

only 5 stars until harvard acceptance at age 13-15 otherwise scammed

2017-11-20 01:48:25 UTC  

Dear please wait longer, perhaps acceptance letter got lost in mail ?

2017-11-20 01:49:08 UTC  

>wanting your kid to go to Harvard
Literally a nigger party school right now

2017-11-20 01:49:21 UTC  

sour grapes make the worst wines

2017-11-20 01:49:34 UTC  

actually somewhat true, so what is the true scholar school these days

2017-11-20 01:49:46 UTC  

Sour grapes can make pretty good wine depending what style you want to make.