I’d be a doctor. Nobody knew anything about medicine so doctors were trusted even though 99% of their practices was bullshit.

“Yep, there’s ghosts in your blood. I’ll let the blood drain from your arm for an hour and then when that’s done do some cocaine about it”

Ngl that’d be pretty fun

But not as beautiful as plotting trade routes across the Mediterranean

If I became president I would push to cut that shit so badly because ending the debt would be my goal

Except you can’t really

Social security is non discretionary spending

I’d rather drink all day, prescribe cocaine and alcohol as I make up shit and watch people bleed

Oh you make it so tempting

Wait so I can I do that as a doctor? That’s tempting but extremely fucked up

You know the social security program would’ve been better if instead of just dipping into it and spending it all, the government had invested the money into the stock market

Ending debt would be near impossible in the foreseeable future without a huge raise in tax

Like a mandatory 401k

And a huge cut in spending

Can we defund the FCC first?

Not all at once but have it slowly it would decrease over time

I want those bastards dead

Trick question. I forgot who the FCC is

Federal Communications Commission

They control all television movies and radio

Ah yeah them

Saying you want to decrease it but not giving any real path to doing so is hearsay

Defund all US regulatory commissions

I wanna live in anarchocapitalism land

The plan would be to set regulations on gov spendings and make those regulations a thing that can’t be broke by future presidents easily

Well that escalated quickly

Ancap does provide funnies tho

Bit extreme mate

We’re the funniest of the political extremists. We don’t take ourselves too seriously

McNukes for all!

What gov spending in particular would you cut? Would you increase tax? If so, how much and which tax brackets and what tax?

Ancap meme format best meme format

I’ve always yearned for a flat tax rate

IMO if we were to cut on useless shit like abortion and shit

Libertarian is the way!

😂

Problem is most of these programs don’t have the amount of cash you need

I do believe that for healthcare there should be no government intervention at alll

Ok so no more medicare. That cuts a good 1.1 trillion off

But now, what are you going to do about spiraling healthcare costs

15% Flat tax or no taxes <:DontTreadOnMe:741511252551139419>

No more government. That cuts a good everything off.