Message from @The Chosen One
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IMO the best way to save the economy has always been the same. GOVERNMENT STOP SPENDING SO MUCH DAMN MONEY!
I blame Jean-Baptiste Colbert and his mercantilism
Last I check I think they spend 4 trillion a year. A trillion alone would take 31.7 thousand years to count
Oh what I wouldn’t give to be a merchant during the time of the medieval trade routes
Unless you’re a computer
No shit
But yeah 4 trillion IS TO DAMN MUCH!
I mean that’s about a fourth of the us’s gdp
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You know if we cut social security that’d cut out a whole 1 trillion right there.
I’d be a doctor. Nobody knew anything about medicine so doctors were trusted even though 99% of their practices was bullshit.
“Yep, there’s ghosts in your blood. I’ll let the blood drain from your arm for an hour and then when that’s done do some cocaine about it”
Ngl that’d be pretty fun
But not as beautiful as plotting trade routes across the Mediterranean
If I became president I would push to cut that shit so badly because ending the debt would be my goal
Except you can’t really
Social security is non discretionary spending
I’d rather drink all day, prescribe cocaine and alcohol as I make up shit and watch people bleed
Oh you make it so tempting
Wait so I can I do that as a doctor? That’s tempting but extremely fucked up
You know the social security program would’ve been better if instead of just dipping into it and spending it all, the government had invested the money into the stock market
Like a mandatory 401k
And a huge cut in spending
Can we defund the FCC first?
Not all at once but have it slowly it would decrease over time
I want those bastards dead
Trick question. I forgot who the FCC is
Federal Communications Commission
They control all television movies and radio
Ah yeah them
Saying you want to decrease it but not giving any real path to doing so is hearsay
Defund all US regulatory commissions
I wanna live in anarchocapitalism land
The plan would be to set regulations on gov spendings and make those regulations a thing that can’t be broke by future presidents easily
Well that escalated quickly
Ancap does provide funnies tho
Bit extreme mate
We’re the funniest of the political extremists. We don’t take ourselves too seriously
McNukes for all!
What gov spending in particular would you cut? Would you increase tax? If so, how much and which tax brackets and what tax?
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