Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 382640648022523904


2017-11-21 21:12:23 UTC  

(((lawyer)))

2017-11-21 21:12:44 UTC  

its fucking magistrates or whatever americas equivilant is

2017-11-21 21:13:02 UTC  

but once again there is no point in wasting time on it

2017-11-21 21:13:29 UTC  

If it doesn't hold up in court, it's because this spunk-slurper deserves his jail time. What kind of faggot "trusts" an unlicensed person to not fuck his car up when they're LITERALLY out in the fucking boonies trying to Redneck Roll their rustbucket?

2017-11-21 21:14:01 UTC  

DUH I WAS LETTING MY UNLICENCED FRIEND DRIVE MY TRUCK AROUND AND HE WRAPPED IT AROUND A BARN AND DEN DA POLICE HOLD UP SO HE OWES ME 4.5K WHILE I AM UNINSURED

2017-11-21 21:14:21 UTC  

judge would throw that shit out like trump on the apprentice

2017-11-21 21:14:31 UTC  

Fucking good then

2017-11-21 21:14:36 UTC  

:(

2017-11-21 21:14:53 UTC  

SUICIDE IS PAINLESS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382640037168414720/56mcdonalds.png

2017-11-21 21:14:56 UTC  

Just be happy you're not dead, you fucking dipshit

2017-11-21 21:15:05 UTC  

idk about that g

2017-11-21 21:15:32 UTC  

my fam would've gotten money out of my job's insurance

2017-11-21 21:15:52 UTC  

most teens Hoon Matthew, you'll learn that when you become a teenager

2017-11-21 21:15:56 UTC  

and dead means no jail/finesπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ

2017-11-21 21:16:30 UTC  

I'm fucking 26 and I'm a goodboy who dindu nuffin

2017-11-21 21:16:35 UTC  

not even a parking ticket

2017-11-21 21:16:51 UTC  

you have to leave the basement more often then

2017-11-21 21:16:57 UTC  

normal mcnormiepamts

2017-11-21 21:17:07 UTC  

>If you don't do stupid shit, you don't do anything at all

2017-11-21 21:17:16 UTC  

meme arrows

2017-11-21 21:17:19 UTC  

Widen your horizons to things that don't suck dick, my dude

2017-11-21 21:17:19 UTC  

though it sounds like a poorly handled situation by both bean brothers from start to finish

2017-11-21 21:17:33 UTC  

yeah it was dumb of me to trust him

2017-11-21 21:17:53 UTC  

It was dumb of both of you to go "Hooning' or whatever the fuck, you dense retard

2017-11-21 21:18:06 UTC  

Some of my best days have been spend paddock bombing around a farm i didnt own,

2017-11-21 21:18:20 UTC  

he drove for longer than i did so idk how he fucked up

2017-11-21 21:18:23 UTC  

What, and fucking your cousin?

2017-11-21 21:18:44 UTC  

t. drives at least 5 mph under the limit @Matthew

2017-11-21 21:18:54 UTC  

5 over is what keeps the cops docile

2017-11-21 21:18:56 UTC  

im an Aussie cunt, learn to insult

2017-11-21 21:19:09 UTC  

You...you... DOUBLE ABBO

2017-11-21 21:19:13 UTC  

my pronouns are spiderbite and nigel

2017-11-21 21:19:46 UTC  

actually might have traces of abbo in ancestry, so i might be part orc

2017-11-21 21:19:48 UTC  

my "friend" has been driving for longer than i have so i don't know how he fuckled it all up

2017-11-21 21:20:09 UTC  

grr i donot like him nomore

2017-11-21 21:20:33 UTC  

well colour me surpriced, dumb shit drives badly and doesnt take responcibility in property he doesnt own and thus doesnt respect

2017-11-21 21:21:03 UTC  

betcha he woudlnt have crashed if it was his car he was driving at the time

2017-11-21 21:21:05 UTC  

Kek good bye sharts

2017-11-21 21:21:08 UTC  

Wtf is all this sperging

2017-11-21 21:21:10 UTC  

You wont be missed