Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 382648355265839104


2017-11-21 21:36:35 UTC  

Wtf

2017-11-21 21:36:41 UTC  

Never seen this screen before

2017-11-21 21:36:46 UTC  

Thanks MIUI 9

2017-11-21 21:36:53 UTC  

dont wear shit that doesnt fit properly though, makes you look like you dont care

2017-11-21 21:37:19 UTC  

Nigger you were telling him to wear a sweater

2017-11-21 21:37:40 UTC  

how about playing up my shota looks

2017-11-21 21:38:10 UTC  

Try to look like Anzu: Refried edition

2017-11-21 21:38:42 UTC  

I've been to court multiple times for traffic violations because lol working in a city. Dress in a button up, be on time, speak formally but don't talk like you are trying to pad out a 2000 word essay. Basic respect, pay your fine and get out.

2017-11-21 21:39:20 UTC  

It might work differently in different states or countries but that's the basic gist of my experience

2017-11-21 21:40:14 UTC  

well lets hope judge is having a good day or your anus may be widened

2017-11-21 21:41:03 UTC  

jail for a week in minimum security does wonders for making shits the easiest thing in the world

2017-11-21 21:41:07 UTC  

Your farts will never make noise ever again

2017-11-21 21:41:12 UTC  

kek

2017-11-21 21:42:45 UTC  

be on time, in a courtroom, you must be lying about expirience in a courtroom because i've never seen a trial happen on time <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-21 21:43:21 UTC  

They still want you there on time and the reason they are not in time is because crackheads ignore summons

2017-11-21 21:44:03 UTC  

Do as they say, not as they do

2017-11-21 21:45:15 UTC  

excuse me while i exploit tax loopholes for the 1% and molest children then

2017-11-21 21:45:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382647731610583041/Winkyjew.jpg

2017-11-21 21:47:42 UTC  

should I play up my shota looks with black khakis and a fancier black coat?

2017-11-21 21:47:55 UTC  

it got buttons

2017-11-21 21:47:57 UTC  

practice biting your lower lip

2017-11-21 21:48:00 UTC  

unf

2017-11-21 21:48:25 UTC  

i am now thinking about not showing my face since you seem to like shotas

2017-11-21 21:49:00 UTC  

I will fuck you blind

2017-11-21 21:50:05 UTC  

shota is like loli

2017-11-21 21:50:08 UTC  

No chink shit in the mail today, just a fucking Thinkgeek catalog from the previous owners

2017-11-21 21:50:12 UTC  

except with lil bois

2017-11-21 21:50:38 UTC  

first of that topic goes to <#189811441174446080>

2017-11-21 21:51:05 UTC  

we have that containment for this shit

2017-11-21 21:52:14 UTC  

The TOPIC is haram? I thought it was just pictures

2017-11-21 21:54:30 UTC  

the thought of thinking of it goes to supercontainment for its herecy, #notsafeforlife-dudes

2017-11-21 21:54:56 UTC  

I look like a shota

2017-11-21 21:55:00 UTC  

not I am one

2017-11-21 21:56:36 UTC  

well tits or gtfo

2017-11-21 21:56:53 UTC  
2017-11-21 21:56:57 UTC  

<#189811441174446080>

2017-11-21 21:57:09 UTC  

man chest is nsfw

2017-11-21 21:57:25 UTC  

>almost all pitbulls

2017-11-21 21:57:32 UTC  

Fucking niggers

2017-11-21 21:59:05 UTC  

senior dogs and shitbulls, along with any dogs with slightest health problems are almost guaranteed death

2017-11-21 21:59:32 UTC  

okl fine @cjharmer73