chink monk with a staff>mongrel horde with kitchen knife

Grenades in Swissland are 2.40 USD A POP

also >mfw people think self defense with knife is a thing

swords are not a meme waepon though, they are legit deadly

cheaper then ice cream

spears are better

>this is actually litearlly true

a proper fighting knife is very deadly, it's just not useful for self defense

tru

Knives for self defense are a fucking meme

defensive knife fighting is the least effective thing literally better off with bare hands for that

offensively though

literally no reason to not have a gun

be a normal person and use pepper spray or a gun

the best self defence is a gun TBH

i admit that if you are trained you could probably kill 5 guys witha butter knife, but a big guy with a baseball bat is a way bigger threat than a big guy witha knife

9/10 if you think shits going down just whip out ya gun

and you fine

the best self defense is a comfortable pair of shoes and cardio

@lolol You wouldn't know the first thing about being a normal person, pooman

kek

ill suck yo toes bitch

that's a real soyboy answer @Kaytee

>be on discord

you are either retarded, ondrugs, or a criminal

no normies use discord

not after they banned porn atleast

thats not true

>skype

wait they banned porn?

no they didnt

we literally have a nsfw board i was posting porn on yesterday

you got nsfw channels

last time i used skype i was 14 and saw another 14 year olds tities after i ruined her life and she became a sex addict 🤔

yea

lol

and now your 15 @Pawp

@i○bas no the real soyboy answer is to give them your phone wallet and car keys

actually im 23

just run, criminals are bad at shooting and will miss if they try

OLDMAN GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD