I always fuck stoves up

I cook well, I am however dangerous

doesn't help that my little sister microwaved a roll for 20 minutes while my parents were away and it caught on fire in the microwave

Oh god. My brother did that with bread and cheese as a kid

we had to get a new microwave and the house smelled like burnt forever

Mom came home to us dealing with a burnt microwave with broken glass in the back yard

lol Little sisters. Mine burned some fries black and was still watching TV when I came out to save the house.

also put a fork in the microwave

lol

quite the fireworks

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She thought I caught it on fire, since I was the one who burnt the linoleum like 3 weeks before

By catching paper towels on fire

My friend threw an entire pack if batteries into a campfire on a hiking trip once

Oh god

But they didnt explode so we thought they were ok

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lol

the best part is throwing a lighter into the fire

We were like 4 feet from it lmao

Shit was like a hamd grenade

Sounds unpleasant

Boiling battery acid all over burned holes in our chairs lmao

And clothes

We almost burnt the neighborhood down once

I’m sorry, what?

What the fuck

Ye

Something burned holes in the stuff

when you are inbetween the mountains and you hear the explosion like 10 times

Idk i thought it was nattery acid

Battery

I believe this qualifies as “too stupid to live”

Listen

We were curious

Too rare to die

naw its desperate entertainment

And she really wanted to see what would happen

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Names I didn’t expect to see rn for 500 Alex

I can feel my happiness draining , ik I'm close to the Ft. There's Drill Sargents near by