Thats impressive mcgoober

why was it frozen

Because I have to buy these ridiculous wheat free egg and milk free ones and they are super expensive so I store them in the freezer so they don't go bad

rip

And I forgot not to cut it in my hand because the adhd 😂

thats kinda how i store my bagels

i gotta buy them in bulk because the store only has them like every other month

I feel that.

its only gotten worse since covid

I wish my kids would realize me not wanting them near the stove when I cook is for their and my safety 😂

wish i could cook

everything i do ends up almost burning the house down

It just takes practice.. you would think

But im in my 30s and... 🤷🏻‍♀️

I get that. I poured Ragu on my cat once. He did not feel a thing, but my hand had second degree burns.

I can cook on a campfire

But not actual stoves <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

I always fuck stoves up

I cook well, I am however dangerous

doesn't help that my little sister microwaved a roll for 20 minutes while my parents were away and it caught on fire in the microwave

Oh god. My brother did that with bread and cheese as a kid

we had to get a new microwave and the house smelled like burnt forever

Mom came home to us dealing with a burnt microwave with broken glass in the back yard

lol Little sisters. Mine burned some fries black and was still watching TV when I came out to save the house.

also put a fork in the microwave

lol

quite the fireworks

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She thought I caught it on fire, since I was the one who burnt the linoleum like 3 weeks before

By catching paper towels on fire

My friend threw an entire pack if batteries into a campfire on a hiking trip once

Oh god

But they didnt explode so we thought they were ok

And like 2 hours later it literally blew the fire ring to pieces <:KEK:795742276549607456>

lol

the best part is throwing a lighter into the fire

We were like 4 feet from it lmao

Shit was like a hamd grenade

Sounds unpleasant

Boiling battery acid all over burned holes in our chairs lmao

And clothes