Message from @Mcgoober

Discord ID: 796104588972392491


2021-01-05 19:53:25 UTC  

My friend threw an entire pack if batteries into a campfire on a hiking trip once

2021-01-05 19:53:31 UTC  

Oh god

2021-01-05 19:53:34 UTC  

But they didnt explode so we thought they were ok

2021-01-05 19:53:50 UTC  

And like 2 hours later it literally blew the fire ring to pieces <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-05 19:53:52 UTC  

lol

2021-01-05 19:53:59 UTC  

the best part is throwing a lighter into the fire

2021-01-05 19:54:01 UTC  

We were like 4 feet from it lmao

2021-01-05 19:54:07 UTC  

Shit was like a hamd grenade

2021-01-05 19:54:14 UTC  

Sounds unpleasant

2021-01-05 19:54:19 UTC  

Boiling battery acid all over burned holes in our chairs lmao

2021-01-05 19:54:23 UTC  

And clothes

2021-01-05 19:54:32 UTC  

We almost burnt the neighborhood down once

2021-01-05 19:54:36 UTC  

Iโ€™m sorry, what?

2021-01-05 19:54:54 UTC  

Ye

2021-01-05 19:55:05 UTC  

Something burned holes in the stuff

2021-01-05 19:55:09 UTC  

when you are inbetween the mountains and you hear the explosion like 10 times

2021-01-05 19:55:12 UTC  

Idk i thought it was nattery acid

2021-01-05 19:55:17 UTC  

Battery

2021-01-05 19:55:19 UTC  

I believe this qualifies as โ€œtoo stupid to liveโ€

2021-01-05 19:55:24 UTC  

Listen

2021-01-05 19:55:29 UTC  

We were curious

2021-01-05 19:55:31 UTC  

Too rare to die

2021-01-05 19:55:34 UTC  

naw its desperate entertainment

2021-01-05 19:55:37 UTC  

And she really wanted to see what would happen

2021-01-05 19:55:50 UTC  

<a:popop:772652196869308446>

2021-01-05 19:56:15 UTC  

Names I didnโ€™t expect to see rn for 500 Alex

2021-01-05 19:56:21 UTC  

I can feel my happiness draining , ik I'm close to the Ft. There's Drill Sargents near by

2021-01-05 19:56:38 UTC  

Why exactly did you enlist anyway?

2021-01-05 19:56:44 UTC  

You donโ€™t seem fond of the idea

2021-01-05 19:56:48 UTC  

Have you not seen Ridiculousness? It's normal man time to chop things off, blow stuff up, etc. ๐Ÿ˜„

2021-01-05 19:56:51 UTC  

Turn the phone off, give yourself over to the spirit of being owned by the military

2021-01-05 19:57:15 UTC  

But all my friends girls and they do that shit

2021-01-05 19:57:33 UTC  

I've been throwing dumb things in fires since I was a kid

2021-01-05 19:57:44 UTC  

I think its a people thing

2021-01-05 19:57:51 UTC  

Was I the only one taught fire safety?

2021-01-05 19:57:53 UTC  

Probs.

2021-01-05 19:58:01 UTC  

No. We did it safely

2021-01-05 19:58:11 UTC  

Fire isnt fun witj safety tho

2021-01-05 19:58:20 UTC  

That's what they all say. lol

2021-01-05 19:58:36 UTC  

Fire is meant as a source of energy. Light and heat. Not fun.