salties are fucking great killers

death roll will break your back in a second

They ambush, then retreat if they don't get it locked in. They spend most of their day sitting in the water like a dipshit

which makes them fucking apex

they expend no energy

only need to kill 1 thing a month

If you SEE a croc, you will not get killed by it.

they can shut down organs to conserve power, and can fucking sleep with half a brain at a time

you generally get killed by the croc you dont see

good luck seeing the damn things

I have FloridaVision(tm)

so alligators?

i thought crocs in florida were only 12 foot or less

florida crocs are babies

salties in eastern australia are big cunts

literal dinosaurs that make alligators their bitch

^

The best croc films are all aussie btw

watch them

they aer fuckign great

Rogue (2007) is my favorite but black swmp is also hype

>white people fuckign around with a dinosaur

I beat a gator to death with a shovel once

Wow thats ignorant you should be shot

It lunged at my doggo

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/78a6b31dd8fd99048731f904dd5d45e9

they keep growing as they age, meaning they become monster hunter bosses

>lemme just touch it

fuck i love people sometimes

and they never seem to die of old age

they "theoretically" can

generally they starve to ddeth or get fucked up first

crocs regularly lose legs and dgaf, that one up their had a leg ripped of by a shark decades ago

he's called brutus

There's a film called Alligator that's pretty funny

which one

the one from 1980

the one from 1988

or the one from the mid 2000s

if its the one with teh big ass floating croc scene