though bears are actually shit killers

they dont seem to know how to instinctivley KILL something, because they are such beasts

get attacked by a bear and you probably wont have a quick and painless death

500 pounds of pissed off animal will tear you up all the same

but it will do it very slowly compared to a lion or a wolf

Why effectivly kill something when you can just claw it to death

Best predators are sharks and crocs tho

>crocs being good predators

crocs maybe, sharks are just killing things that don't belong there

salties are fucking great killers

death roll will break your back in a second

They ambush, then retreat if they don't get it locked in. They spend most of their day sitting in the water like a dipshit

which makes them fucking apex

they expend no energy

only need to kill 1 thing a month

If you SEE a croc, you will not get killed by it.

they can shut down organs to conserve power, and can fucking sleep with half a brain at a time

you generally get killed by the croc you dont see

good luck seeing the damn things

I have FloridaVision(tm)

so alligators?

i thought crocs in florida were only 12 foot or less

florida crocs are babies

salties in eastern australia are big cunts

literal dinosaurs that make alligators their bitch

^

The best croc films are all aussie btw

watch them

they aer fuckign great

Rogue (2007) is my favorite but black swmp is also hype

>white people fuckign around with a dinosaur

I beat a gator to death with a shovel once

Wow thats ignorant you should be shot

It lunged at my doggo

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/78a6b31dd8fd99048731f904dd5d45e9

they keep growing as they age, meaning they become monster hunter bosses

>lemme just touch it

fuck i love people sometimes

and they never seem to die of old age

they "theoretically" can