>be me
>be in mcdonalds drive thru
>hear someone say they would like a soy latte
>look up, think 'yeah you would like this you bug eyed cunt

I normally work front counter, drive thru is even more soul sucking

@transience people who work at bizzfeed are probably gebuibly sick

>steamed bun

but

trying to disipher chinks through shitty speakers

why

because it makes bun soft like ass

I don't dispute that

Then again most people these days are

i only go to mcdonalds for mcflurries 🤔

ill just make my own burgers and get coffee from wawa

i only go to mcdickles to work there

50% off after work tho

Parents don't let them go outside and thier immune systems go haywire at the sight of nature. Sad stuff

yeah, encourage your children to eat dirt

i mean

its the same thing with titty milk and C sections, fucks your kid up

im slgihtly sick but only because of hte fucking old people i see

do old people radiate an aura of pestilence +2?

They are poison

i just wanna sit at worka nd play videogames

Only city old folks

rich soil with long worms and pesticide makes for a strong child

senile

that sucks goy

🤔

Rural old folks who aren't dead radiate hope that you won't give a shit like them when you get old

tell her to get the fuck up and do some laps around the mall

if i ever start going crazy

make her play dark souls, that will sharpen her faculties

tazer her every time she drinks estus

pavlovs dog

works 50% of the time, every time

tfw no soyboy geeäfff

your grannies probably a estoc using faggot

Was she naked?

i miss my great grandmother

my grandmothers probably going to be dead within 2 years sadly

how old is she?

70s, years of smoking tho. shes on oxygen and its not looking well 🤔