just finished my triple cheeseburger

probably a state of mind

mmmm food so good

Probably has to do with the jeans

imagine being so insecure you have to shit on twinks to make yourself feel better

LIFEHACK, AT MCDICKLES YOU CAN ORDER STEAMED BUNS FOR FREE, AS WELL AS EXTRA MUSTARD KETCHUP AND PICKLES ON HAMBURGERS

>be me
>be in mcdonalds drive thru
>hear someone say they would like a soy latte
>look up, think 'yeah you would like this you bug eyed cunt

I normally work front counter, drive thru is even more soul sucking

@transience people who work at bizzfeed are probably gebuibly sick

>steamed bun

but

trying to disipher chinks through shitty speakers

why

because it makes bun soft like ass

I don't dispute that

Then again most people these days are

i only go to mcdonalds for mcflurries 🤔

ill just make my own burgers and get coffee from wawa

i only go to mcdickles to work there

50% off after work tho

Parents don't let them go outside and thier immune systems go haywire at the sight of nature. Sad stuff

yeah, encourage your children to eat dirt

i mean

its the same thing with titty milk and C sections, fucks your kid up

im slgihtly sick but only because of hte fucking old people i see

do old people radiate an aura of pestilence +2?

They are poison

i just wanna sit at worka nd play videogames

Only city old folks

rich soil with long worms and pesticide makes for a strong child

senile

that sucks goy

🤔

Rural old folks who aren't dead radiate hope that you won't give a shit like them when you get old

tell her to get the fuck up and do some laps around the mall

if i ever start going crazy

make her play dark souls, that will sharpen her faculties

tazer her every time she drinks estus

pavlovs dog

works 50% of the time, every time

tfw no soyboy geeäfff