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> it's false imprisonment
@Atari but still imprisonment

the onion has higher quality shitposts though

cops can't arrest you for not accepting illegal medical advice

I meant to use am @Diabeł Boruta 😉

telling people to wear a mask in public is practicing medicine without a license

like the hair salon owner who got arrested for opening

they don't know the law behind it

Ever English teacher

it took forever for them to drop it and let her continue

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if she knew the law behind it, it'd be even faster

I like it over im in some contexts

another reason to get your american citizenship process started @Envy Adams

as long as justin trudoe is in power canada will be weak

were i am (stupid libtard cheating lying mayor in a red state) has made a 1,000$ fine and a month in jail (i think its a month, or at least it was a month at some time)

thats not very american of you

lol

we need to americanize you

ok back sorry.. you shouldn't be forced to wear it, but if this virus is deadly.. you're not wearing any protection... it gets you.. i am just worried ok.. i'm pretty much in self quarantine because both my parents are high risk.. this virus looks more and more to be a biological weapon, its the second time you get it... that you get hit hard.

America is better. Soon we will take over Canada and it will be America.

The guy who invented Pringles was buried in a Pringle’s can

yup

@jimmy I live in canada and what you said is so true , justin is a huuuuuge bish

if they are scrapping everyone up as covid patients fuck them.

preach imperialism

world history isn't horrible, i don't know really anything about world history and i wish i was taught it

Wait my mom ate my cheeseburger

it is our planet, after all

Canada thinks they can hoard all that land and not use it

o.O

if people are just more cautious with themselves... covid will be gone.

we need somewhere to send the liberals

too expensive

easier to take over canada

> America is better. Soon we will take over Canada and it will be America.
@Froski I don't think it will, but if it happens I will be extremely surprised

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I'm joking. I don't want Canada.

xD

you dont want canada. you want america @Froski

@Envy Adams and whats the average person per mile in canada