moving right along. anyone have something to talk about?

paying someone 10k cuz you offended them is kinda far

i agree

I learned my German insults from east germans

middle finger will cost you 500€ iirc

i cant find out why jumping jack is offensive though

Before the wall fell

can i sell my finger for that much?

> i cant find out why jumping jack is offensive though
@NocturneOfSolace because the officer thought it was offensive

And their insults are beautiful

Lol

wait seriously 0_o

yes

When I was young if someone insulted you, you ignored it or fought it out. I made some of my best friends that way.

the officer just arbitrarily decided it was offensive

and that was a crime?

thats appalling

my uncle had to pay 300€ beacuse he signaled a car that he should go first and the guy got offended

@DishonoredRonin sorry but we aren't in the 30s anymore, wish we were but aren't

what utter insanity

Trump would owe a lot of money

I would be in jail for life

well he has a lot of money sooo

yea i would be too

yea but honestly trump would go bankrupt

if that was the law here

I want some long hair

how long is your hair?

Idk

I'll measure rn

I can't stop insulting idiots

in germany your fine will be calculated according to your income

im really glad i dont live in germany right now

but I think there is a limit to how high it gets

no offense

yeah germany sucks

I live in Berlin

i mean no need to measure it just say a size. because if your hair is shorter than an eyebrow hair i can't help, i keep my head shaved

No, just play the jew or Muslim card

They can't fine you then

My hair is 26 inches