*facedesk*

@Hank The The you have watched too much Futurrama

too much what?

25 star general!

I want to enlist but i have extrememly bad asthma, which will come to bite me in the ass in basic

yes it will

doesnt help that i accidentally gassed myself a week ago

LOL

O ya I wanted to go to the army as well, but man glad I didn’t go and serve Obama

nothing major, but i forgot what happens when you mix piss with bleach

join the Chair Force, you won't really have to do anything physical there xD

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"I talked to a six star general when I entered congress 180 years ago, he said... he said, look, that- it's- come on man!"

I'll join the army if there's a Republican president

> join the Chair Force, you won't really have to do anything physical there xD
@Deus Vult Crusader always wanted to try flying an A10

Trump 2020

I got a great idea of cleansing the gene pool from gen z tiks

Trump jr, 2024!

*four more terms*

indeed

yes let’s goooooooo

> join the Chair Force, you won't really have to do anything physical there xD
@Deus Vult Crusader always wanted to try flying an A10

IM SO HYPED FOR THE DEBATE

I’m joining the chair force to avoid death

I have Obama

New trend: Pee in bleach bottles and see how long you can survive

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yo, 4 more years of Trump Sr, then Don Trump jr, then Eric Trump, then Ivanka, then Baron

@*sigh* *immediately gets shot down by an SAM*

*an SAM*

I got popcorn and soda and for the debates

same bro

Biden is gonna get *NUKED*

i got gin and whiisky! @Covid 19 want some?

My stomach hurts and all I have to do today is one thing for math and one thing for psychology due at 9 tonight why do I feel this pain?

Can't Zed theoretically, if he were to get elected to office in congress, be able to run for president since he's served?

I'll be watching it on my monitor

@ThiccSpicyGenderRevealParty yeah, actually

@Covid 19 I'ma be watching it with the fam, on an 80' plasma

@Hank The The Surface-to-Air-Missile just to be clear

Kinda wish i could see the debates, but dunno where i can watch and its quite a time zone difference being in Norway