ima do rotc to become a mechanic for the navy

even first class lounge was crap in SF

that’s so cool some of y’all live in the Bay Area

you need a college degree for that

I think ;0

doing wires irl

> I'm joining the Navy as an Officer, but I need a college degree
@Deus Vult Crusader id say that sounds stupid but well it is to be an officer

yeah

I'd be the first in my family to be an Officer, too

@Deus Vult Crusader nice

all my other Navy family members are all enlisted

Life goal: become a 4 star general of peepee poopoo change my mind

5 star *

My uncle is an officer in the Carriebbean

7 star

U know what’s fucking dumb, my auntie is an ex police officer and my mom is in corrections but they all still wanna vote Biden like y’all they even got some of the cops

have so many stars a magnet can rekt you

*facedesk*

@Hank The The you have watched too much Futurrama

too much what?

25 star general!

I want to enlist but i have extrememly bad asthma, which will come to bite me in the ass in basic

yes it will

doesnt help that i accidentally gassed myself a week ago

LOL

O ya I wanted to go to the army as well, but man glad I didn’t go and serve Obama

nothing major, but i forgot what happens when you mix piss with bleach

join the Chair Force, you won't really have to do anything physical there xD

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"I talked to a six star general when I entered congress 180 years ago, he said... he said, look, that- it's- come on man!"

I'll join the army if there's a Republican president

> join the Chair Force, you won't really have to do anything physical there xD
@Deus Vult Crusader always wanted to try flying an A10

Trump 2020

I got a great idea of cleansing the gene pool from gen z tiks

Trump jr, 2024!

*four more terms*

indeed

yes let’s goooooooo

> join the Chair Force, you won't really have to do anything physical there xD
@Deus Vult Crusader always wanted to try flying an A10

IM SO HYPED FOR THE DEBATE

I’m joining the chair force to avoid death