its straight facts tho

fr though

I like the Midwest but not the south @Benjamin.

texas has black widows and brown recluses

I like the midwest a ton

i can handl a rantula

the terminal buses at dfw takes forever to get there

I'm from chicago, but I hate the politics here

The past 33 years, it has snowed on or before Halloween all but four years.

cuz they is liberal

do you like deep dish pizza tho?

I love deep dish

me too!

chicago has the best pizza

I don’t know I guess I like sticking to the side of the country or something but I hate going in land

what is deep dish piza

chicago has some of the best food

Chicago pizza gets me wet asf

stay in the shire old man

i want to live in miami

Same @*sigh*

i want to live in a deep dish pizza

but illinois has been going into debt for over 40 years

yall would be florida men tho

Tbh almost every place in the world has one good pizza place

florida man

florida *mans* then

I don’t like Florida

moving to florida gives me an excuse to do crazy shit

they have dug themselves in such a huge hole that they tax the rich so bad they leave to go to neighboring states

Gotta be above

Who watched Trumps rally few minutes ago

Florida is too south for me

I did

Moving to Florida for a pet alligator

It was great

I miss the beaches in Florida. The rest, not so much.

my bro lives in florida and I didnt like it when I visited

I was busy so imma watch it in a minute

they have good food though

Florida is too flat