and inland means incest

I don't wanna go near that shit

>be britbong
>not allowed knife
>have to dodge acid thrown at your face

<https://www.dhgate.com/store/product/ch-rotating-swing-fold-knife-s35vn-blade/404953112.html>

2 NUKES

make it 3

If that wasn't 50 bux, I'd get one lol

@Droidbot just pay some crackheads to mine the uranium for you

thats cheap

The final eveolution of the balisong

What's the cheapest possible OTF auto?

is that a fidget spinner balisong

you can get fake microtechs for like $20-$30 from dhgate

id say those are the cheapest

plenty of reviews on youtube

i saw a good review for a $100 one that wasnt entirely a replica

it had some original design elements

Matt, think of your precious testicles when the safety inevitably fails and shoots it into your tender nutsack. Think of the children.

otfs dont have that much force when launching

its pretty pathetic actually

What fucking pockets do your pants have where they're lined up with your nuts

Yeah, they can be stopped by a bit of paper but I wanted to make him think

I don't HAVE to edc a knife

I have a fucking gun

but does your gun have a knife? checkmate

I use my leatherman wave for my cutting needs

Gl trying to counter a random somali throwing acid at your face

>letting somalis into your country

>tfw only have a chink knock off multitool

step one: Stay away from Franklin and Lake street

Step 2 Enjoy decent land value

@Droidbot i think you might want this

https://youtu.be/Z_jPlq6oZVQ

im not compensating for anything

>tfw i live in a peaceful white only area where even if the hoodrats came the houses are s ofar apart it would take atleast 2 years for it to go to shit

I would LOVE a video of that tiny Turkroach running at someone with that

heh, nothin personell kid

SCHWING

ok, now how do i retract this

Jump on it like a pogo stick

probably push it against the floor