Message from @Matthew

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2017-12-06 03:38:58 UTC  

What's the cheapest possible OTF auto?

2017-12-06 03:38:58 UTC  

is that a fidget spinner balisong

2017-12-06 03:39:11 UTC  

you can get fake microtechs for like $20-$30 from dhgate

2017-12-06 03:39:15 UTC  

id say those are the cheapest

2017-12-06 03:39:32 UTC  

plenty of reviews on youtube

2017-12-06 03:39:42 UTC  

i saw a good review for a $100 one that wasnt entirely a replica

2017-12-06 03:39:50 UTC  

it had some original design elements

2017-12-06 03:40:17 UTC  

Matt, think of your precious testicles when the safety inevitably fails and shoots it into your tender nutsack. Think of the children.

2017-12-06 03:40:30 UTC  

otfs dont have that much force when launching

2017-12-06 03:40:35 UTC  

its pretty pathetic actually

2017-12-06 03:40:53 UTC  

What fucking pockets do your pants have where they're lined up with your nuts

2017-12-06 03:40:58 UTC  

Yeah, they can be stopped by a bit of paper but I wanted to make him think

2017-12-06 03:41:11 UTC  

I don't HAVE to edc a knife

2017-12-06 03:41:14 UTC  

I have a fucking gun

2017-12-06 03:41:26 UTC  

but does your gun have a knife? checkmate

2017-12-06 03:41:28 UTC  

I use my leatherman wave for my cutting needs

2017-12-06 03:41:52 UTC  

Gl trying to counter a random somali throwing acid at your face

2017-12-06 03:42:10 UTC  

>letting somalis into your country

2017-12-06 03:42:13 UTC  

>tfw only have a chink knock off multitool

2017-12-06 03:42:14 UTC  

step one: Stay away from Franklin and Lake street

2017-12-06 03:42:22 UTC  

Step 2 Enjoy decent land value

2017-12-06 03:42:26 UTC  

@Droidbot i think you might want this

2017-12-06 03:42:27 UTC  
2017-12-06 03:42:41 UTC  

im not compensating for anything

2017-12-06 03:42:48 UTC  

>tfw i live in a peaceful white only area where even if the hoodrats came the houses are s ofar apart it would take atleast 2 years for it to go to shit

2017-12-06 03:42:51 UTC  

I would LOVE a video of that tiny Turkroach running at someone with that

2017-12-06 03:43:08 UTC  

heh, nothin personell kid

2017-12-06 03:43:12 UTC  

SCHWING

2017-12-06 03:43:28 UTC  

ok, now how do i retract this

2017-12-06 03:43:42 UTC  

Jump on it like a pogo stick

2017-12-06 03:43:43 UTC  

probably push it against the floor

2017-12-06 03:44:00 UTC  

Old school car window crank

2017-12-06 03:44:08 UTC  

you have to pull the back

2017-12-06 03:44:15 UTC  

just pray someone steps on it to hold it down

2017-12-06 03:44:20 UTC  

id buy tat giant knife TBH

2017-12-06 03:44:38 UTC  

imagine pulling that out 🤔

2017-12-06 03:44:51 UTC  

Of where your gaping anus>

2017-12-06 03:44:58 UTC  

>easy airport carry

2017-12-06 03:45:02 UTC  

obviously id keep that in the case

2017-12-06 03:45:35 UTC  

That would be a cool thing for a home alone booby trap

2017-12-06 03:45:41 UTC  

oh