Imagine being British

Don't the Germans have a beer holiday?

yah

yes

Probably

Yes

not sure what its called

I have a cassette tape with german beer drinking songs

if youre wanting to borrow

may i ask *why*

The British are that one ex girlfriend that’s no longer awkward and your back to being casual friends with again for America

Okay we should have joined the german side for that holiday.

itll make you go insane on a road trip

places where Germans settled in American have damn good beer

What’s with Germans and beer

Also I'm joking

bear

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i hung out with my ex in 5th grade

it only starts to gets awkward in middle school

I don’t keep exes as friends

@darksintera Gandalf is new to this phone typing

> i hung out with my ex in 5th grade
@*sigh* boi wtf you had a gf in 5th grade

To awkward and sad

You shouldn’t have exes in fifth grade

You have an ex girlfriend in 5th grade? ladies and gentlemen, we got him

i had a gf in the 4th grade, it was a trend

noob

Gonna be honest I don't hate the Brits I only hate them when it's independence day.

if I could ride and animal I'd love to road trip on a freaking direwolf

Lol

my patriotism gets me riled up about british people

@SpaceDandyJoestarGG I mean we gotta hate em then

im in 9th and ive never had a gf

i deserve reparations from the british

Relationships are overrated but i still want one

Yeah I have so much hatred for them on that day lol

creeper plays you're in 9th grade

yes

I’m almost 19 and I’ve never had a girlfriend

"America's History is so evil"