OI YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT MATE

im british ??

All they got on us is “Americans are fat”

What are they gonna do when they get mad? Through tea and crumpets at you?

@Benjamin. yeah lol

Yeah, king george's tea is overated...we got beer. 🍻

tea party

And coffee

lol

*loads musket*

Fat and proud

Then I’m like “We rekted your country and we were so weak and you were the strongest nation”

> im british ??
@darksintera lmao really 💀

no

Haha

look who got to the moon

Imagine being British

Don't the Germans have a beer holiday?

yah

yes

Probably

Yes

not sure what its called

I have a cassette tape with german beer drinking songs

if youre wanting to borrow

may i ask *why*

The British are that one ex girlfriend that’s no longer awkward and your back to being casual friends with again for America

Okay we should have joined the german side for that holiday.

itll make you go insane on a road trip

places where Germans settled in American have damn good beer

What’s with Germans and beer

Also I'm joking

bear

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i hung out with my ex in 5th grade

it only starts to gets awkward in middle school

I don’t keep exes as friends

@darksintera Gandalf is new to this phone typing

> i hung out with my ex in 5th grade
@*sigh* boi wtf you had a gf in 5th grade

To awkward and sad

You shouldn’t have exes in fifth grade