but I don't want them on/around my cock

Can I get a dad for xmas?

>I'm not gay
>but I'd suck a dick
>I don't have a foot fetish
>but some are hot

I dont need feet on my dick either

They just look good

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Matthew is a crypto-homo

So just staring at pictures of feet does it for you, don't even want to touch them?

i thouht this was supposed to be ChinkShitGeneral, not therapy

Nah

Kek'd

crypto homo?

why do you think matthew has a gym membership

Yeah

He wants to look at men pumping iron

What a fag

@Matthew I bet you do cardio exclusively

while looking through the window to buff men lifting

>friend gets gym membership >They try to chink her by overcharging her and then charging her a quitting fee

I'm fat, that's what's gonna help me lose weight you dunce

exactly

im just ugnna buy a treadmill and keep it by my tv

you want to lose weight so you can be a prettyboy twink

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buy that dick sucking exercise device

A femboy

I want to lose weight so I live past 50, m8

Matthew is gonna wear shoulderless sweaters

What a homo

>wanting to live in a future where "minorites" over take whitey 🤔

Are you really that thicc

I'm 280 lbs

holysht

120kg

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127

He says this almost every night

Not 120

Why are people still surprised

someone asks almost every night

because i expect everyone here to be thin and strung out on drugs