isnt alibaba worth like

25 billion or something

But communism is for the proletariat

It did 25 bil worth of business on 11 11

Shit how much is alibaba worth

insert item into bag in origin country

it's here yeahh

>420Billion

Blaze it

i love how leddit thinks it's frugal not to buy a new iphone but rather a 500$ mid-range samseong

Seriously

CHINKING ACCOMPLISHED

if you wanna be frugal with a phone

you buy a used phone 🤔

>wanting a poop covered phone

nice looking used phone, you clean it, then put it in a new case

i really hope you get zero king of the hill stickers in this batch as well

I know all of you fucking niggers poop with your phones.

>yfw poop particles on literally everything

DID YOU KNOW

It's about concentration

>tfw there's still people trying to sell iPhone 5 on Facebook for $250

>not using a bidet

nothing like power washing your asshole with a hand held bidet

I did it guys

Bullshit, no one has a bidet not even euros anymore

I out chinked a chink

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOOTHBRUSHES AT LEAST 15 FEET AWAY FROM THE TOILET IF YOU FLUSH WITH THE LID OPEN AS THE TOILET FLUSH SPREADS POOP PARTICLE ALL ACROSS THE ROOM

you can even give yourself an enema by spraying the water directly into your ass

please, bateman, tell us about your asshole cleansing ritual

>not closing the toilet lid when plushing

Matt

how did you outchink the chinks

and why should i care

well first I turn the water to a mild warm temperature

He got stickers

Can women use bidets for masturbatory reasons?

then I spray it onto my anus

I guess?

>yfw chink ass bidet shocks Pat and kills him