@Obolon Prime I only watched the first one but drunken chink fighting is way better than american

no that's gooks

Wait wiat

are we watching drunken master

No, we're talking to drunken Mattster

>drunk after not even a sixpack

SMOL

TEENAGE

GIRL

thicc american boi

wasnt it cider too

Bet he sneezes like a kitten.

tfw sneeze crazy loud

tfw know how to hold a sneeze

s-stop it you guys...

tfw probably got brain damage from that

you're gonna make me cri

@Julian a chain of sneezing feels amazing

they call it...le petit mort

>3 cans in Matt is drunk

>drink an entire bottle of mead and barely drunk

L I G H T W E I G H T

you dishonor us matt

I'm not even actually drunk though

@johnfrum my grandma sneezes like 10 times before she stops

its so weird

why are you being this way

I bet your grandma is moist as FUCK after all those sneezes

matt at least you are not a coward

I'm just trying to goad you into drinking more so you pass out.

...do YOU live in MN? Are you gonna rape me when I'm unconscious?

get to drinking matt

No, I just like the idea of you helpless and asleep.

its okay johns hung like a horse, you wont wake up if he has his way

He's gonna be hung like a nigger if he tries to cornhole me

>looking at imageboard options out there since starting to doubt poco
>theres one called lynxchan
>huh cool coincidence from csg
>its awful
should have expected

Its a shame a fun fair game and a sexual act have the same word.

...what's that?

https://youtu.be/Zi-n2ch6tE4

Cornhole is a game where you throw a beanbag into a hole

And buggery