Message from @Julian

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2017-12-24 02:06:39 UTC  

But now I drink Smith & Forge

2017-12-24 02:07:31 UTC  

i havnt had that

2017-12-24 02:07:41 UTC  

is good

2017-12-24 02:07:49 UTC  

i bought vanilla crown royal

2017-12-24 02:07:54 UTC  

ill try taht next time in in a cider mood

2017-12-24 02:08:14 UTC  

But Woodchuck is better than Angry Orchard

2017-12-24 02:09:30 UTC  

i cant remember if iv had woodchuck

2017-12-24 02:09:35 UTC  

matt make cider withme

2017-12-24 02:09:44 UTC  

Do you live in MN?

2017-12-24 02:10:18 UTC  

>making me drive to you

2017-12-24 02:10:45 UTC  

@Obolon Prime I only watched the first one but drunken chink fighting is way better than american

2017-12-24 02:11:13 UTC  

no that's gooks

2017-12-24 02:11:24 UTC  

Wait wiat

2017-12-24 02:11:27 UTC  

are we watching drunken master

2017-12-24 02:11:48 UTC  

No, we're talking to drunken Mattster

2017-12-24 02:12:08 UTC  

>drunk after not even a sixpack

2017-12-24 02:12:14 UTC  

SMOL

2017-12-24 02:12:20 UTC  

TEENAGE

2017-12-24 02:12:23 UTC  

GIRL

2017-12-24 02:12:43 UTC  

thicc american boi

2017-12-24 02:12:55 UTC  

wasnt it cider too

2017-12-24 02:12:56 UTC  

Bet he sneezes like a kitten.

2017-12-24 02:13:45 UTC  

tfw sneeze crazy loud

2017-12-24 02:14:00 UTC  

tfw know how to hold a sneeze

2017-12-24 02:14:05 UTC  

s-stop it you guys...

2017-12-24 02:14:06 UTC  

tfw probably got brain damage from that

2017-12-24 02:14:10 UTC  

you're gonna make me cri

2017-12-24 02:14:23 UTC  

@Julian a chain of sneezing feels amazing

2017-12-24 02:14:38 UTC  

they call it...le petit mort

2017-12-24 02:15:03 UTC  

>3 cans in Matt is drunk

2017-12-24 02:15:12 UTC  

>drink an entire bottle of mead and barely drunk

2017-12-24 02:15:18 UTC  

L I G H T W E I G H T

2017-12-24 02:15:21 UTC  

you dishonor us matt

2017-12-24 02:15:24 UTC  

I'm not even actually drunk though

2017-12-24 02:15:32 UTC  

@johnfrum my grandma sneezes like 10 times before she stops

2017-12-24 02:15:40 UTC  

its so weird

2017-12-24 02:15:41 UTC  

why are you being this way

2017-12-24 02:16:19 UTC  

I bet your grandma is moist as FUCK after all those sneezes

2017-12-24 02:16:30 UTC  

matt at least you are not a coward

2017-12-24 02:16:55 UTC  

I'm just trying to goad you into drinking more so you pass out.