cricket is for ri h people

or the bat cunt does a dumb and hit the sticks himself

or some cunt in the field throws the ball at the stick before the batting fella gets to the other side

there's a rope around the outside of the field

if the ball goes past that when the batsman hits it, it's 4, without touching the ground, it's 6 points

points = runs

Im French, and cricket makes Shrimp sleepy

French

get drunk

How

>how

go buy some wine

if the ball bloke fucks up and oversteps, the batting people get a free run

hes driving with he geee eeeff

go to tesco

if the ball bloke fucks up and the balls fucks off to kekistan and not near the stick, the batsteam gets a free run

and I think that's all the rules

Im on a German highway next to my girlfriend in her stupid Christmas sweater that kills boners like Nazis kill jews

@Obolon Prime I KNOW MORE ABOUT CRICKET THAN I WANT TO NOW STOP

literally stop fuckiing talking about cricket please

@johnfrum#8811 fantastic

I zoned out

German mountains make my prosthetic go all fucked up

shrimp

@Obolon Prime GREAT NOW INSTEAD OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE CARPET MATERIAL I HAVE CRICKET IF I FIND YOUR KIWI ASS I'LL SHAVE IT

y u no molest gfs titties

Feel like im about to pop into the spirit realm

>mfw gayfrenchie isnt playing with the sweater meat

@johnfrum#8811 ok

Gf posting is forbidden guys

Are you that bored friend

Kek

Comfy will get mad

cricket posting is now restricted for the next month

I dont think Ive seen someone hold on to a grudge longer than you.

Matthew why are you on Myfreecams

Is your gf into cuckolding

Shrimp post gf

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9Pawp post sister

gf is bi, like all women