Holy fuck

so sleeping in the xar is option

@johnfrum#8811 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqtpNkMvj5Y

fella throw the ball at the stick in the ground

I'm sober. I dont learn sober

man with bat tries to smack that fucker away

they run to the other sticks and maybe back if they like, etc etc

Why is this boy-molesting fruit trying to get us into cricket

a point per each run to the other stick

i cant sleep in the car, entertain me burgers

I'm Australian and cricket is fucking boring

MURDER

the bat bloke is required to fuck off if the other people catch the ball

or the guy throwing the ball hits the sticks

The moon fucked the sea and now theres tides. There's your bed time story

or the bat cunt blocks the sticks with his leg

cricket is for ri h people

or the bat cunt does a dumb and hit the sticks himself

or some cunt in the field throws the ball at the stick before the batting fella gets to the other side

there's a rope around the outside of the field

if the ball goes past that when the batsman hits it, it's 4, without touching the ground, it's 6 points

points = runs

Im French, and cricket makes Shrimp sleepy

French

get drunk

How

>how

go buy some wine

if the ball bloke fucks up and oversteps, the batting people get a free run

hes driving with he geee eeeff

go to tesco

if the ball bloke fucks up and the balls fucks off to kekistan and not near the stick, the batsteam gets a free run

and I think that's all the rules

Im on a German highway next to my girlfriend in her stupid Christmas sweater that kills boners like Nazis kill jews

@Obolon Prime I KNOW MORE ABOUT CRICKET THAN I WANT TO NOW STOP

literally stop fuckiing talking about cricket please

@johnfrum#8811 fantastic

I zoned out

German mountains make my prosthetic go all fucked up

shrimp

@Obolon Prime GREAT NOW INSTEAD OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE CARPET MATERIAL I HAVE CRICKET IF I FIND YOUR KIWI ASS I'LL SHAVE IT