so i can fight you off

im not so lazy i cant fight off a fatty

What about Oral, Ocular, and Nasal?

Hes probably already imagined you naked so I cant do much about ocular

No I mean I'll actually fuck him in the eyesocket

>imaginging matt naked

Your penis isnt stiff enough, need to pound sand to build up callus

nope still good

I imagine everyone here naked

I jack off dry, it's calloused enough.

No wonder you're so angry.

Isn't that normal?

i imagine murdering people

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rather then seeing them naked

I see you're a man of culture, John.

A connessiuer of the dry-jack.

stabbing a man in the throat and watching all the blood gush out the warmth of it

mmmm nice

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No, I just form a mental picture of people and clothes comes later.

"i can be your demen or your angle" - @Pawp

Wut

Fake news.

Matt, you are as edgy as him, he is you through a glass darkly.

Please don't say such things.

@Matthew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

Why are you tagging me in this?

Its how he sees you.

As an attractive woman?

I dunno

https://youtu.be/JQNv2sY7Ge0

>the mountain goats

Now I understand.

You're clinically depressed.

I see you as a burned out wrestler who got sued for giving people hepatitis with his blood gimmick

And no, I just like the idea of pro wrestling. Not enough to follow it but the wikis are intresting

So you like the idea of men in spandex grappling each other?

God, that was a low-hanging fruit of a jab.

I'm sorry.

y'all fucking gay