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Paying for Nitro should be a capital offense.

@Matthew defend what now?

Yesterday he was asking you to defend his honor and shit

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@Matthew well you didnt rape him so it worked out.

There's still time.

I will defend his anal virginity

yeah but im sober now matt

so i can fight you off

im not so lazy i cant fight off a fatty

What about Oral, Ocular, and Nasal?

Hes probably already imagined you naked so I cant do much about ocular

No I mean I'll actually fuck him in the eyesocket

>imaginging matt naked

Your penis isnt stiff enough, need to pound sand to build up callus

nope still good

I imagine everyone here naked

I jack off dry, it's calloused enough.

No wonder you're so angry.

Isn't that normal?

i imagine murdering people

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rather then seeing them naked

I see you're a man of culture, John.

A connessiuer of the dry-jack.

stabbing a man in the throat and watching all the blood gush out the warmth of it

mmmm nice

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No, I just form a mental picture of people and clothes comes later.

"i can be your demen or your angle" - @Pawp

Wut

Fake news.

Matt, you are as edgy as him, he is you through a glass darkly.

Please don't say such things.

@Matthew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

Why are you tagging me in this?

Its how he sees you.

As an attractive woman?

I dunno

https://youtu.be/JQNv2sY7Ge0