Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 397720568260198414


2018-01-02 11:54:46 UTC  

I want to boil your urine

2018-01-02 11:55:58 UTC  

why tho?

2018-01-02 11:56:04 UTC  

Even in teir1 cities the people are rural af compared to western standards

2018-01-02 11:57:20 UTC  

>tfw no ignorant, uneducated, rural Chinese gf that doesn't speak a single word of English

2018-01-02 11:57:36 UTC  

Can you go to marriage markets and buy a Chink gf for me

2018-01-02 11:57:37 UTC  

sometimes I think having a Chinese sex slave would be fun

2018-01-02 11:58:00 UTC  

@transience do you want to be my Chinese sex slave?

2018-01-02 11:58:06 UTC  

I want to fug her with Aliexpress glow in the dark condoms

2018-01-02 11:58:14 UTC  

BACK OFF

2018-01-02 11:58:19 UTC  

He is mine

2018-01-02 11:58:32 UTC  

>tfw no-one ever fought over me

2018-01-02 11:58:34 UTC  

>buy mainland chinese girlfriend
>she pisses on your chest unexpectedly
>fetish uncovered

2018-01-02 11:58:46 UTC  

I dont get it

2018-01-02 11:58:51 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-02 11:58:57 UTC  

I already know about this fetish of mine tbh

2018-01-02 11:59:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397720443802615808/IMG_20180102_195831.jpg

2018-01-02 11:59:07 UTC  

Can't boot from SSD . But it IS in the bootlist which is a good start

2018-01-02 11:59:13 UTC  

We know you got peed on fam

2018-01-02 11:59:19 UTC  

yes

2018-01-02 11:59:22 UTC  

Maybe I should just clone the entire drive

2018-01-02 11:59:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397720568260198410/20171230_135921.jpg

2018-01-02 11:59:35 UTC  

sadly not by a qt mainland chinese girl

2018-01-02 11:59:39 UTC  

Post more asshole

2018-01-02 12:00:10 UTC  

>getting a wild untamed mainland chink gf

2018-01-02 12:00:17 UTC  

you spend 5 years training her

2018-01-02 12:00:35 UTC  

Cute

2018-01-02 12:00:43 UTC  

Will she smell bad

2018-01-02 12:00:44 UTC  

worth it, you can make her be your perfect slut by self defined standards

2018-01-02 12:00:56 UTC  

she will probably smell like jiaozi

2018-01-02 12:01:01 UTC  

or zongzi

2018-01-02 12:01:12 UTC  

but that's a good sign, means she can cook

2018-01-02 12:02:36 UTC  

Any other ideas bros?

2018-01-02 12:02:46 UTC  

We have it in bootlist but not booting

2018-01-02 12:02:48 UTC  

recovery using a windows usb/disc

2018-01-02 12:02:49 UTC  

tfw no tier 88 girlfriend to wake you up by using your face as an ashtray

2018-01-02 12:03:04 UTC  

it may have hardcoded shit from old drive like its id/partition ids

2018-01-02 12:03:07 UTC  

instol geto 😄

2018-01-02 12:03:20 UTC  

I tried booting from usb earlier it wouldn't come up either

2018-01-02 12:04:01 UTC  

Install Polish gf

2018-01-02 12:04:05 UTC  

;_;

2018-01-02 12:04:15 UTC  

Tfw you sometimes think about her