Message from @BIRDzone

Discord ID: 397719088014688278


2018-01-02 11:52:12 UTC  

Also Bill Gates fucked over the actual creator

2018-01-02 11:52:14 UTC  

I know kek

2018-01-02 11:52:20 UTC  

how does steam work in china

2018-01-02 11:52:30 UTC  

you boil water

2018-01-02 11:52:34 UTC  

Kek

2018-01-02 11:52:36 UTC  

can you access steam community at all

2018-01-02 11:52:37 UTC  

like in the rest of the world

2018-01-02 11:52:39 UTC  

literally this

2018-01-02 11:52:39 UTC  

Wait wtf I picked the ssd to boot and it booted to the hdd haha

2018-01-02 11:52:40 UTC  

wtf

2018-01-02 11:52:41 UTC  

Hold your egg up to the air

2018-01-02 11:52:46 UTC  

Let the smog bake it

2018-01-02 11:53:02 UTC  

😂 roflmao dieing

2018-01-02 11:53:08 UTC  

that only works in tier1 cities

2018-01-02 11:53:16 UTC  

*China

2018-01-02 11:53:19 UTC  

Steam isn't blocked. It's just throttled

2018-01-02 11:53:23 UTC  

ah

2018-01-02 11:53:28 UTC  

Steam has Chinese servers

2018-01-02 11:53:32 UTC  

I read some page about how crowded China is

2018-01-02 11:53:39 UTC  

If China would become first world

2018-01-02 11:53:39 UTC  

that's fucking ass

2018-01-02 11:53:44 UTC  

So sometimes I can get 10mbs downloads but then when you go to fast it just stops

2018-01-02 11:53:52 UTC  

The people going on holiday alone would choke Europe

2018-01-02 11:54:11 UTC  

And Europe would cease to function

2018-01-02 11:54:20 UTC  

in tier 88 cities, you also need to boil the urine of 15 year olds and boil an egg in it to clear the water of toxins and impurities

2018-01-02 11:54:46 UTC  

I want to boil your urine

2018-01-02 11:55:58 UTC  

why tho?

2018-01-02 11:56:04 UTC  

Even in teir1 cities the people are rural af compared to western standards

2018-01-02 11:57:20 UTC  

>tfw no ignorant, uneducated, rural Chinese gf that doesn't speak a single word of English

2018-01-02 11:57:36 UTC  

Can you go to marriage markets and buy a Chink gf for me

2018-01-02 11:57:37 UTC  

sometimes I think having a Chinese sex slave would be fun

2018-01-02 11:58:00 UTC  

@transience do you want to be my Chinese sex slave?

2018-01-02 11:58:06 UTC  

I want to fug her with Aliexpress glow in the dark condoms

2018-01-02 11:58:14 UTC  

BACK OFF

2018-01-02 11:58:19 UTC  

He is mine

2018-01-02 11:58:32 UTC  

>tfw no-one ever fought over me

2018-01-02 11:58:34 UTC  

>buy mainland chinese girlfriend
>she pisses on your chest unexpectedly
>fetish uncovered

2018-01-02 11:58:46 UTC  

I dont get it

2018-01-02 11:58:51 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-02 11:58:57 UTC  

I already know about this fetish of mine tbh

2018-01-02 11:59:03 UTC  

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