I just want hands

you wouldnt be a murderer per say

youd be paying a murderer

youd need a good drophouse tho to get the hands mailed to you

remember to use USPS because UPS and FEDEX can open packages wthout a warrent, unlieke USPS

No

I want them

Hand Delivered

>dealing wiht a murderer in person

i feel like matts signature thing when he becomes a serial killer all the victims will have a fresh manicure

also whichever of you jews said watch the man from nowhere i did and it was g ood

No, all their nails will be freshly bitten

🐶 🐱 🐶 🐱

> isn't getting enough attention, so he petposts

what aer you on about matt whos petposting

I dunno, It went away

Petposting is always better than mattposting

>tfw theres about to be an ungodly amount of snow in NJ

fml

@CRITICAL ACCLAIM are you NJ based

North or South.

Ive lived in both parts

But right now south

>south

go wine tasting with me

lol no

>no

Welp, i gave it a shot.

lol

it also hasnt started snowing here et

Its not for either

I ordered this cheap ass casio quartz watch from amazon

Arrived today

Surprisingly not that bad

Given that its a made in china piece of garbage

Poker II case is from china too

And its a pile of trash

has no feet

wut

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pc-Fashion-Portable-Backpack-Coin-Bag-Wallet-Hand-Pouch-Purse-for-Women-Lady-Men-Gift/32793127646.html