Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 398315126828040193


2018-01-04 03:16:55 UTC  

Do you think 460 Mill is enough to buy every user currently online in this server's hands?

2018-01-04 03:17:08 UTC  

no.

2018-01-04 03:17:12 UTC  

well

2018-01-04 03:17:14 UTC  

yes

2018-01-04 03:17:16 UTC  

how many are americans

2018-01-04 03:17:36 UTC  

hits on people are like 50K , in other places its cheaper

2018-01-04 03:17:52 UTC  

I'm not killing them, just taking their hands

2018-01-04 03:18:10 UTC  

how do you expect to stop the shock and blood loss

2018-01-04 03:19:01 UTC  

I have time. We can do it by cutting off the blood supply. It doesn't have to be a traumatic amputation.

2018-01-04 03:19:02 UTC  

im just saying matt

2018-01-04 03:19:12 UTC  

its easire for oyu ot just have a hitman stab them to death and cut off the hands

2018-01-04 03:19:16 UTC  

then to get hte hands willingly

2018-01-04 03:19:18 UTC  

and it will be cheaper

2018-01-04 03:20:48 UTC  

I'm not a murderer, though

2018-01-04 03:20:50 UTC  

I just want hands

2018-01-04 03:21:04 UTC  

you wouldnt be a murderer per say

2018-01-04 03:21:10 UTC  

youd be paying a murderer

2018-01-04 03:21:17 UTC  

youd need a good drophouse tho to get the hands mailed to you

2018-01-04 03:21:44 UTC  

remember to use USPS because UPS and FEDEX can open packages wthout a warrent, unlieke USPS

2018-01-04 03:22:04 UTC  

No

2018-01-04 03:22:06 UTC  

I want them

2018-01-04 03:22:09 UTC  

Hand Delivered

2018-01-04 03:22:25 UTC  

>dealing wiht a murderer in person

2018-01-04 03:23:20 UTC  

i feel like matts signature thing when he becomes a serial killer all the victims will have a fresh manicure

2018-01-04 03:23:43 UTC  

also whichever of you jews said watch the man from nowhere i did and it was g ood

2018-01-04 03:23:44 UTC  

No, all their nails will be freshly bitten

2018-01-04 03:23:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398315548582215700/IMG_20180104_042307.jpg

2018-01-04 03:23:50 UTC  

🐶 🐱 🐶 🐱

2018-01-04 03:24:02 UTC  

> isn't getting enough attention, so he petposts

2018-01-04 03:24:20 UTC  

what aer you on about matt whos petposting

2018-01-04 03:24:31 UTC  

I dunno, It went away

2018-01-04 03:24:45 UTC  

Petposting is always better than mattposting

2018-01-04 03:24:48 UTC  

>tfw theres about to be an ungodly amount of snow in NJ

2018-01-04 03:24:50 UTC  

fml

2018-01-04 03:24:57 UTC  

@CRITICAL ACCLAIM are you NJ based

2018-01-04 03:25:00 UTC  

North or South.

2018-01-04 03:25:09 UTC  

Ive lived in both parts

2018-01-04 03:25:12 UTC  

But right now south

2018-01-04 03:25:15 UTC  

>south

2018-01-04 03:25:19 UTC  

go wine tasting with me

2018-01-04 03:25:29 UTC  

lol no