Message from @fuckthapolice

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2018-01-05 18:56:31 UTC  

oh

2018-01-05 18:56:40 UTC  

yeah he's from a British comic called the Dandy

2018-01-05 18:56:51 UTC  

whats the dandy look like

2018-01-05 18:57:21 UTC  

cheap print comic strips for kids

2018-01-05 18:57:25 UTC  

isnt that just dan

2018-01-05 18:57:37 UTC  

i thought dandy was a separate character

2018-01-05 18:57:41 UTC  

he's only one character in it

2018-01-05 18:57:43 UTC  

there's lots

2018-01-05 18:57:48 UTC  

but they cancelled it a while ago

2018-01-05 18:58:00 UTC  

Obviously when you're grossly obese like me, it's easier to lose weight. I burn 400 calories in 30 minute walking at a 15° degree incline at 3 MPH. It takes my gym buddy an hour to do that.

2018-01-05 18:58:48 UTC  

anyways

2018-01-05 18:58:51 UTC  

i dont look like him

2018-01-05 18:58:53 UTC  

shutup

2018-01-05 18:58:53 UTC  

How did you figure that out

2018-01-05 18:58:54 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 18:58:54 UTC  

it was the Dandy and the Beano, the Beano is still around

2018-01-05 18:58:56 UTC  
2018-01-05 18:59:14 UTC  

You look like him

2018-01-05 18:59:36 UTC  

im not gonna post a selfie

2018-01-05 18:59:37 UTC  

faggot

2018-01-05 18:59:41 UTC  

stop the mindgames

2018-01-05 18:59:48 UTC  

not like it's a bad thing to look like a massive burly guy with a huge chin

2018-01-05 18:59:51 UTC  

Also, I don't understand

2018-01-05 19:00:02 UTC  

I order takeaways as much as a family barely out of poverty

2018-01-05 19:00:06 UTC  

@Transience#0182 it takes more to walk as a fatass than a twink

2018-01-05 19:00:07 UTC  

but how do you become that fat

2018-01-05 19:00:08 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 19:00:16 UTC  

you're literally carrying that lard around daily

2018-01-05 19:00:30 UTC  

even getting up off a chair is an exercise

2018-01-05 19:00:48 UTC  

that's why fatties are stronger than normal people

2018-01-05 19:00:51 UTC  

have you ever ridden a walmart fat scooter

2018-01-05 19:01:11 UTC  

>going to Wal-Mart

2018-01-05 19:01:19 UTC  

@transience the treadmills have built in calorie counters based on weight, height, and BMI things in the grips. I subtract about 10% from their count to get a more "realistic" count

2018-01-05 19:01:20 UTC  

I go to target like a human bean

2018-01-05 19:01:28 UTC  

I also shop target.

2018-01-05 19:01:40 UTC  

i know a guy that works at target

2018-01-05 19:01:43 UTC  

Its walmart but you pay extra not to go to walmart

2018-01-05 19:01:44 UTC  

they let him wear a suit at work

2018-01-05 19:02:33 UTC  

@Matthew how did you even pile on the pounds like that <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 19:02:46 UTC  

because your hunger goes up with your waist line