@Transience#0182 it takes more to walk as a fatass than a twink

but how do you become that fat

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you're literally carrying that lard around daily

even getting up off a chair is an exercise

that's why fatties are stronger than normal people

have you ever ridden a walmart fat scooter

>going to Wal-Mart

@transience the treadmills have built in calorie counters based on weight, height, and BMI things in the grips. I subtract about 10% from their count to get a more "realistic" count

I go to target like a human bean

I also shop target.

i know a guy that works at target

Its walmart but you pay extra not to go to walmart

they let him wear a suit at work

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because your hunger goes up with your waist line

to keep up with your size

@Deleted User I imagine only after a point. A formally fat person that starts lifting and doing cardio makes me jelous how fast they can make gains

burning more calories from just moving around

@transience like I said before, little snacking, soda, and being sedentary. I

im gonna weigh myself right now and decide whether i should start to work oout again

that's why fatties rarely keep the weight off, they tend to reclaim it within 5 years

because the hunger never goes away

even when they get lean

at my fattest, when I was a shut in kid, I was like 70kg at most

that was before I became a twink

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B I G P O O P S

oh shit

CALLED IT

i had a big meal today but still

think i gained like 5 kilos

cow pie?

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should i take a shit before weiFUCKCKL

FUCK YOU

Im gonna unpack this sunday

and show off all the chink I bought

Time to join gym and walk amoung resolution shitters

there was a twink next to me at gym rowing with nothing in hands and @fedora told me to bully him

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