Message from @BIRDzone

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2018-01-07 21:24:50 UTC  

where do u see piss

2018-01-07 21:25:13 UTC  

your landwhale gf probably has less hygiene than the kitti <:anime:338369166929035265>

2018-01-07 21:25:57 UTC  

She's 42 kg wtf

2018-01-07 21:26:26 UTC  

n i c e

2018-01-07 21:26:31 UTC  

i hope mine can go down that much

2018-01-07 21:26:39 UTC  

soon i will be lighter than my gf

2018-01-07 21:26:44 UTC  

what

2018-01-07 21:26:44 UTC  

ur mum goes down a lot

2018-01-07 21:26:59 UTC  

last time i asked she was 60-something kg

2018-01-07 21:30:58 UTC  

65kg here

2018-01-07 21:33:15 UTC  

yeah and she's like 165cm

2018-01-07 21:35:20 UTC  

shorty

2018-01-07 21:35:30 UTC  

Is she flat or what

2018-01-07 21:36:11 UTC  

Men who prefer flat chests are closet pedos

2018-01-07 21:36:17 UTC  

Women who have them are unfit for breeding

2018-01-07 21:36:18 UTC  

shut your mouth

2018-01-07 21:36:22 UTC  

fat rolls>flat chests

2018-01-07 21:36:42 UTC  

>breeding

2018-01-07 21:36:44 UTC  

lel

2018-01-07 21:36:45 UTC  

matthew would know

2018-01-07 21:36:47 UTC  

a breeder

2018-01-07 21:37:21 UTC  

gf had huge honkers ever since middle school <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-07 21:37:31 UTC  

gross

2018-01-07 21:38:01 UTC  

my previous ex had huge tits and they had stretchmarks on them they were ugly af

2018-01-07 21:38:19 UTC  

Mine has tiny mosquito bites

2018-01-07 21:38:23 UTC  

I like that

2018-01-07 21:38:48 UTC  

good choice

2018-01-07 21:38:50 UTC  

@Matthew having huge tits because you're fat is like having a fast car only because it's going off a cliff

2018-01-07 21:39:12 UTC  

flat girls are the supreme choice

2018-01-07 21:39:20 UTC  

they're not in the way and it's not a pedophile thing

2018-01-07 21:39:34 UTC  

@Droidbot Right, like I said, she had big tiddies since middle school, before she was fat

2018-01-07 21:39:45 UTC  

wait you let her get fat?

2018-01-07 21:39:50 UTC  

ir did you get fat together?

2018-01-07 21:39:53 UTC  

a disgusting fatty having a big bust is on the same level as a crack head with a six pack

2018-01-07 21:39:54 UTC  

That one

2018-01-07 21:39:58 UTC  

She's always been fat :^)

2018-01-07 21:40:32 UTC  

She got fat after being put on anti-depressants. Turns out you have mor of an appitite when you don't want to fuckin' die I guess

2018-01-07 21:41:03 UTC  

i think they have an affect on insulin levels actually?

2018-01-07 21:41:17 UTC  

mess with metabolism

2018-01-07 21:41:54 UTC  

also affects libido

2018-01-07 21:41:58 UTC  

birth control does mess with metabolism but not ssri