Message from @fuckthapolice

Discord ID: 400930934985326592


2018-01-11 08:28:49 UTC  

but they can die from bloat

2018-01-11 08:28:53 UTC  

oh

2018-01-11 08:28:55 UTC  

do they belch

2018-01-11 08:28:58 UTC  

no

2018-01-11 08:29:05 UTC  

😖

2018-01-11 08:29:05 UTC  

how do you fix a bloated bird

2018-01-11 08:29:13 UTC  

puncturing?

2018-01-11 08:29:13 UTC  

it explodes

2018-01-11 08:29:14 UTC  

kiss it

2018-01-11 08:29:18 UTC  

boom

2018-01-11 08:29:27 UTC  

💥

2018-01-11 08:29:34 UTC  

use a needle to make a small hole to deflate

2018-01-11 08:30:01 UTC  

connect the hole to your engine for a free turbo boost

2018-01-11 08:32:20 UTC  
2018-01-11 08:32:24 UTC  

I LOVE HIM

2018-01-11 08:32:58 UTC  

Rats cant puke

2018-01-11 08:33:01 UTC  

beerbs seem as qt as rats
but live more than 2 years :|

2018-01-11 08:34:10 UTC  

Rats are cuddly

2018-01-11 08:34:27 UTC  

You can kiss them and then they purr

2018-01-11 08:36:23 UTC  

rqto

2018-01-11 08:36:47 UTC  

My favorite animul is spider

2018-01-11 08:37:56 UTC  

My favorite animal is a sexkitten

2018-01-11 08:37:57 UTC  

I just want a fucking turtle nigga

2018-01-11 08:37:58 UTC  

incredible

2018-01-11 08:38:07 UTC  

people see rats as either completely disgusting pests

2018-01-11 08:38:12 UTC  

or qt pets

2018-01-11 08:38:19 UTC  

They are both

2018-01-11 08:38:20 UTC  

Kek

2018-01-11 08:38:21 UTC  

nothing inbetween

2018-01-11 08:38:53 UTC  

i mean

2018-01-11 08:39:03 UTC  

they're mean when they're wild
but qt when tamed

2018-01-11 08:40:09 UTC  

Just like me

2018-01-11 08:40:53 UTC  

wild rats are disgusting niggers of the animal kingdom

2018-01-11 08:41:03 UTC  

pet rats are beautiful Black Males

2018-01-11 08:41:11 UTC  

all rats are belong to snek

2018-01-11 08:41:20 UTC  

sneks are stupid

2018-01-11 08:41:25 UTC  

they only eat and sit in the terrarium

2018-01-11 08:41:35 UTC  

heh maybe yours

2018-01-11 08:41:36 UTC  

they qt too

2018-01-11 08:41:51 UTC  

mine has phimosis