i should drive to AuChan today

buy a 12pack of milk

Hans dicked half your family

i bought a sixpack

not kill myself with bald summer tires

one of tehm was punctured and rotten

rip

🐦 💨

fun fact birds can't fart

down to business

just shit

but they can die from bloat

oh

do they belch

no

😖

how do you fix a bloated bird

puncturing?

it explodes

kiss it

boom

💥

use a needle to make a small hole to deflate

connect the hole to your engine for a free turbo boost

https://youtu.be/YNBd8B7CTT0

I LOVE HIM

Rats cant puke

beerbs seem as qt as rats
but live more than 2 years :|

Rats are cuddly

You can kiss them and then they purr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4noCNIq5Q0

rqto

My favorite animul is spider

My favorite animal is a sexkitten

I just want a fucking turtle nigga

incredible

people see rats as either completely disgusting pests

or qt pets

They are both

Kek

nothing inbetween