Message from @spaqin
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i bought a sixpack
not kill myself with bald summer tires
one of tehm was punctured and rotten
rip
🐦 💨
fun fact birds can't fart
down to business
just shit
but they can die from bloat
oh
do they belch
no
😖
how do you fix a bloated bird
puncturing?
it explodes
kiss it
boom
💥
use a needle to make a small hole to deflate
I LOVE HIM
Rats cant puke
beerbs seem as qt as rats
but live more than 2 years :|
Rats are cuddly
You can kiss them and then they purr
rqto
My favorite animul is spider
My favorite animal is a sexkitten
I just want a fucking turtle nigga
incredible
people see rats as either completely disgusting pests
or qt pets
They are both
Kek
nothing inbetween
i mean
they're mean when they're wild
but qt when tamed
Just like me