shrimp i wouldnt buybooze from you

i bet you wouldnt even make the drinks rihgt

PFT

Like I got the change to make good drinks when every fucking slut in there just ofrderssomething with the highest percentage

You think I was in there pooring fine whiskey

i like my long islands,

>Not an old fashioned

What a fucking gay

i dilute 90% ethanol in fruit juice when I'm out of booze

fight me

Also I hope with long island you don't mean the alcoholic clusterfuck

iv never had an old fashioned

Because every time people mix whiskey with tequila I wanted to blow my head off

id try it if it was made by a bartender tho

I can make a good one

It's my favorite drink

Gin and tonics are good

Tho some retarded fuck bartender once put a star wars death star ice cube in my drink so I always think about that now every time I think about old fashioned

Dont put sugar in it either

That's what your grandma does when she shakes remembering the woah

the woah

THE GREAT WOAH

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Tho I cant relate

My grandfather gassed Jews in the great woah

>nazi homo frnchie <:woah:333623269674713098>

>Implying I followed in his footsteps

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do i watch beasts, back country, or night of grizzly

or one of the 51 shitty shark movies i havnt watched

Are you just marathoning bad monster movies

those are all grizzly bear movies

and

kinda?

Bears are monsters 2

Rude

@Mad Jack

Lazed my food with Portugese wine

Nigga i aint your biographer

Drinking a monthélie at the moment