Worst job I've ever had

not hating, I flip burgers

i return

the movie ended better then expected

Your ears assaulted with terrible pop remixes, drunk women puking all over, people fucking everywhere, drunk men fighting, people having to be thrown out every single night

Nobody is kind to a bartender either

wtf

Never work nightclubs

My favorite job was working with the elderly TBH

Fucking ace kek

shrimp i wouldnt buybooze from you

i bet you wouldnt even make the drinks rihgt

PFT

Like I got the change to make good drinks when every fucking slut in there just ofrderssomething with the highest percentage

You think I was in there pooring fine whiskey

i like my long islands,

>Not an old fashioned

What a fucking gay

i dilute 90% ethanol in fruit juice when I'm out of booze

fight me

Also I hope with long island you don't mean the alcoholic clusterfuck

iv never had an old fashioned

Because every time people mix whiskey with tequila I wanted to blow my head off

id try it if it was made by a bartender tho

I can make a good one

It's my favorite drink

Gin and tonics are good

Tho some retarded fuck bartender once put a star wars death star ice cube in my drink so I always think about that now every time I think about old fashioned

Dont put sugar in it either

That's what your grandma does when she shakes remembering the woah

the woah

THE GREAT WOAH

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Tho I cant relate

My grandfather gassed Jews in the great woah

>nazi homo frnchie <:woah:333623269674713098>

>Implying I followed in his footsteps

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do i watch beasts, back country, or night of grizzly

or one of the 51 shitty shark movies i havnt watched