Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 405425595393114113


2018-01-23 18:13:49 UTC  

I used bleach to clean it

2018-01-23 18:13:52 UTC  

Kek

2018-01-23 18:13:57 UTC  

You bleached the entire thing?

2018-01-23 18:14:10 UTC  

I cant describe the horror of it

2018-01-23 18:14:51 UTC  

feeling like my lungs were on fire was cleansing compared to the original state

2018-01-23 18:15:07 UTC  

Damn yeah when you said bleach

2018-01-23 18:15:10 UTC  

Didnt pass out tho

2018-01-23 18:15:16 UTC  

The idea of justcomfortably sleeping passed

2018-01-23 18:15:22 UTC  

Im a med dropout

2018-01-23 18:15:34 UTC  

And people that played around with bleach usually didnt look very comfortable

2018-01-23 18:15:35 UTC  

I always took you for a skilled laborer, John

2018-01-23 18:15:37 UTC  

god imagine if I died there.

2018-01-23 18:15:40 UTC  

you clean bathrooms for a living?

2018-01-23 18:15:45 UTC  

Used to

2018-01-23 18:15:50 UTC  

I cleaned bathrooms too man

2018-01-23 18:15:50 UTC  

now I move boxes

2018-01-23 18:15:52 UTC  

Nothing against it

2018-01-23 18:16:06 UTC  

I was basically just some dude's lackey

2018-01-23 18:16:14 UTC  

And he made me do all the shitty jobs until I became a bartender

2018-01-23 18:16:27 UTC  

Ive worked shit jobs

2018-01-23 18:16:34 UTC  

But nightclubs are a total hellhole

2018-01-23 18:16:39 UTC  

Worst job I've ever had

2018-01-23 18:17:00 UTC  

not hating, I flip burgers

2018-01-23 18:17:26 UTC  

i return

2018-01-23 18:17:31 UTC  

the movie ended better then expected

2018-01-23 18:17:35 UTC  

Your ears assaulted with terrible pop remixes, drunk women puking all over, people fucking everywhere, drunk men fighting, people having to be thrown out every single night

2018-01-23 18:17:58 UTC  

Nobody is kind to a bartender either

2018-01-23 18:18:00 UTC  

wtf

2018-01-23 18:18:10 UTC  

Never work nightclubs

2018-01-23 18:18:18 UTC  

My favorite job was working with the elderly TBH

2018-01-23 18:18:20 UTC  

Fucking ace kek

2018-01-23 18:18:22 UTC  

shrimp i wouldnt buybooze from you

2018-01-23 18:18:27 UTC  

i bet you wouldnt even make the drinks rihgt

2018-01-23 18:18:35 UTC  

PFT

2018-01-23 18:18:51 UTC  

Like I got the change to make good drinks when every fucking slut in there just ofrderssomething with the highest percentage

2018-01-23 18:19:11 UTC  

You think I was in there pooring fine whiskey

2018-01-23 18:19:13 UTC  

i like my long islands,

2018-01-23 18:19:22 UTC  

>Not an old fashioned

2018-01-23 18:19:25 UTC  

What a fucking gay

2018-01-23 18:19:45 UTC  

i dilute 90% ethanol in fruit juice when I'm out of booze

2018-01-23 18:19:48 UTC  

fight me