Did you wear a stahlhelm

I gassed myself, so am I the gypsy or the nazi?

Did you do it accidentally or did you want to

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@Shrimpf got hired part time and the bathroom was caked in fermented pee

Did you feel that comfortable feeling of slowly losing consciousness

I used bleach to clean it

Kek

You bleached the entire thing?

I cant describe the horror of it

feeling like my lungs were on fire was cleansing compared to the original state

Damn yeah when you said bleach

Didnt pass out tho

The idea of justcomfortably sleeping passed

Im a med dropout

And people that played around with bleach usually didnt look very comfortable

I always took you for a skilled laborer, John

god imagine if I died there.

you clean bathrooms for a living?

Used to

I cleaned bathrooms too man

now I move boxes

Nothing against it

I was basically just some dude's lackey

And he made me do all the shitty jobs until I became a bartender

Ive worked shit jobs

But nightclubs are a total hellhole

Worst job I've ever had

not hating, I flip burgers

i return

the movie ended better then expected

Your ears assaulted with terrible pop remixes, drunk women puking all over, people fucking everywhere, drunk men fighting, people having to be thrown out every single night

Nobody is kind to a bartender either

wtf

Never work nightclubs

My favorite job was working with the elderly TBH

Fucking ace kek

shrimp i wouldnt buybooze from you

i bet you wouldnt even make the drinks rihgt

PFT

Like I got the change to make good drinks when every fucking slut in there just ofrderssomething with the highest percentage